Put The Pie Down Fatty Your Surrounded...Well most of you

So as of late ive decided i could do with dropping 5 Stone, i think its got somthing to do with the overwhelming desire to have sex again this century and when ur Waist line is aproaching equater size ur option is either women the same size orrrrr fugo's no im not one of those sensative fat lads who loves all women as long as they love him im a big headed ego maniac who enjouys sex far to much and fantasises over things that owuld make Ron Jeremy Blush the fact is i let my self go big time. mostly thanks to a soul devouring whore who killed my last ounce of slef respect and dignity no no no she wasnt the problem.

Problem is i was never blessed with an abundance of willpower and i find the whole dieting process unpleasent form the imidiate shits u get form not eating to the hunger cramps u get for not shoving your face last thing at night. If we were meant to be healthy and thin would our bodys make the thining process more pleasent than the fattening process?? Dont get me wrong the science is impecable as to why it happens its just all abit arse backwards if you want my opinion. Another thing the process is far to slow i dont want a shortcut for weight loss u give me a fool proof plan and ill follow it but they all take like a year i want to see real results new jeans every other week i dont care if i have to work harder!!

Well its gotten to the point where ive pulled my face outta the Pie and everyone else is thinner and sexier in my life and im the fat one Asexeh Fatteh but a Fatteh none the less and well i suppose its got to change... ill keep u updated ill still bitch and wine like a cunt in the mean time.....its jsut not fun unless thiers some wineing in thier... mucho Grande Herpes to the lotta ya.