Swallowing Bullets And Vodka

valantines day how did it ocme to this?? why do we not feel good on a day of the week if we dont have a woman to spend money on?!?!? it all goes to proveing my theory of Relativity(Not to be ocnfused with Einstienes!!) W=S.MZero Women Equal Stress x Zero Money when it comes to stress and lack of money women are relativve . Fucking greating card companys and films makeing us all romantics...they say romantics are dieing breeds. I put forward that they where a mutant breed a freak acccident to begin with an anamoly in evoloution a product of Nurture not nature thats slowly correcting itself by killing the poor bastards off.

I only hope that one day Man kind will heed my words and replace Valantines day with Fuckers Day. Not to give to much away but it involves mass orgies and drowning the stupid. I dont know i dont know why we didnt connect the dots and figure out that the greeting cards company and choc companys are in on it then again i suppose its like Religon either you belive and the Choclate Bunnies arnt nessacarey or you Dont......................



Which in that case...Chocolate anyone??

Bugger Shit cunt Bollocks!!!!

Ok so diet not going so well, i cant get till about 8pm without breaking it then after that ym stomach rebels and sends me on majour Munchies God damn weather hasnt let up so if i go for a walk thiers a likely hood i will die of exposure, i need to loose somthing just to make me feel more comfortable in my self.......ah bugger it if at first you dont suceed erase any evidence you ever tried and start again!!!

An old intrest has poped up photography thinking of takeing a shot at doing some Fantasy photography again maybe get my self into some if i can get my body any wear near pleasurable to look at lol.

Got some good ideas i want to get done.



Hmmzzzz

Refreshing Walk

Ok so the secound day ive been out an about walking from here to Cardiff Central round trip is about 4-6 miles, listening to a medley of Johnny Cash and Disturbed odd how those to types of music seem to last me the whole 80min walk i think maybe each song provokes emotions and memorys Disturbed Rage envy Hate drives me quicker (Burn more Calories form this fat arse) then on the way back Johnny abit of solitary man Hurt Gods gonna cut you down ect makes me relax and be abit more introspective.

Although on the funny side you see some right funny sights like two completely anorexic girls running with two fat guys lagging a few yards behind a smarter man would find someway to compare that to life i could only chuckle out loud and mumur the words keep running lads ull have to work for your meals!! then i die alittle inside wqhen i realise im skinnier than them yet thier able to run...ahwell

so the dieting not going so well although ive started drinking fresh fruit smoothies whcih would be alot better if some fucker in my house would stop eating all the fucking fruit. Honestly u start a diet and everyone jumps on the bandwagon just cause they fancy abit of what ur eating ah well i think its time to introduce darryl to some fruit...long story will explain another time..

Put The Pie Down Fatty Your Surrounded...Well most of you

So as of late ive decided i could do with dropping 5 Stone, i think its got somthing to do with the overwhelming desire to have sex again this century and when ur Waist line is aproaching equater size ur option is either women the same size orrrrr fugo's no im not one of those sensative fat lads who loves all women as long as they love him im a big headed ego maniac who enjouys sex far to much and fantasises over things that owuld make Ron Jeremy Blush the fact is i let my self go big time. mostly thanks to a soul devouring whore who killed my last ounce of slef respect and dignity no no no she wasnt the problem.

Problem is i was never blessed with an abundance of willpower and i find the whole dieting process unpleasent form the imidiate shits u get form not eating to the hunger cramps u get for not shoving your face last thing at night. If we were meant to be healthy and thin would our bodys make the thining process more pleasent than the fattening process?? Dont get me wrong the science is impecable as to why it happens its just all abit arse backwards if you want my opinion. Another thing the process is far to slow i dont want a shortcut for weight loss u give me a fool proof plan and ill follow it but they all take like a year i want to see real results new jeans every other week i dont care if i have to work harder!!

Well its gotten to the point where ive pulled my face outta the Pie and everyone else is thinner and sexier in my life and im the fat one Asexeh Fatteh but a Fatteh none the less and well i suppose its got to change... ill keep u updated ill still bitch and wine like a cunt in the mean time.....its jsut not fun unless thiers some wineing in thier... mucho Grande Herpes to the lotta ya.

Testiculateing?

Introductions introductions, nah well skip introductions thiers really no need for them is thier? youve read one of these youve read a hundred mostly i bet people talking about thier problems, well im not gonna talk about my problems, rather what i would like to do is tie up loose threads those nagging thoughts at the end of the day you eh hum I didnt find an answer for. Maybe somone can offer thier thoughts or not,,

Id just like to start by Explaining Testiculateing Its the art of waveing ones hands about and talking complete Bollocks....thats it really no big explanation, but i would like to thank a close freind for reminding me these things exsist, you need to take alook at his http://matt-manley.blogspot.com.

SWEET JESUS i just herd the best song ever and im gonna share it with you http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 how amazeing is that!!!