Friday, 13 February 2009

Swallowing Bullets And Vodka

valantines day how did it ocme to this?? why do we not feel good on a day of the week if we dont have a woman to spend money on?!?!? it all goes to proveing my theory of Relativity(Not to be ocnfused with Einstienes!!) W=S.MZero Women Equal Stress x Zero Money when it comes to stress and lack of money women are relativve . Fucking greating card companys and films makeing us all romantics...they say romantics are dieing breeds. I put forward that they where a mutant breed a freak acccident to begin with an anamoly in evoloution a product of Nurture not nature thats slowly correcting itself by killing the poor bastards off.

I only hope that one day Man kind will heed my words and replace Valantines day with Fuckers Day. Not to give to much away but it involves mass orgies and drowning the stupid. I dont know i dont know why we didnt connect the dots and figure out that the greeting cards company and choc companys are in on it then again i suppose its like Religon either you belive and the Choclate Bunnies arnt nessacarey or you Dont......................



Which in that case...Chocolate anyone??

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